Last weekend I walked the Tongariro Crossing. This was my second time, and the weather was perfect.

After Christmas dinner we played a game of Cranium.
“Spell pilates backwards, one letter at a time,” Vicky said.
“Oh shit,” Corrina said. “I can’t spell.”
“I’m sure we’ll do fine. I’ll start,” I said. “S.”
“E,” Rich said.
Now it was Corrina’s turn. She looked at the ceiling and said pilates. She thought.
“T?”
“Yup that’s right. A.”
“L,” Rich said.
Now it was Corrina’s turn. She looked at the ceiling again and said pilates.
“…”
She mumbled pilates. Pi-la-tes.
“…”
“R?”
“…”
“Is she serious?” Rich asked.
“I think we just lost.”
While walking home from work I saw a baby blue penguin floating in the harbor.

I think he was enjoying the sunshine. Pretty cute.
The weather in Wellington is as volatile as the New Zealand currency rate. Yesterday was freezing. But today:

Very refreshing! And the pōhutukawa are in bloom by Waitangi park.
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Yesterday night I went to a birthday party. The theme was “Hollywood.”
I went as the red carpet.
Now I have three meters of red felt. I didn’t think that one through.
Thanksgiving dinner 2008
This year I was invited to Thanksgiving dinner at Craig and Catherine’s home. This was the menu, taken from Catherine’s blog:
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Thanksgiving Dinner 2008
Toasted Le Moulin baguette with:
Cream cheese & caramelised onions
Roast turkey with wild rice & cranberry stuffing
Kumara & orange gratin
Coleslaw
Apple pie & cream
Christmas fruit mince pie
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Catherine made everything from scratch, even the coleslaw! Here’s a photo of my adopted family in Wellington. Catherine (the chef) and Craig (the sous-chef) are on the right:

And here we are at the end of dinner, waiting for dessert:

So good! It reminded me of dutch apple pie, without the cinnamon.
Thank you so much C & C, it was superb!
I shot eight rolls of film on my holiday and here are a few:
The view from my room in Queenstown

This was one side of Mitre Peak in Milford Sound

There are hundreds if not thousands of waterfalls in Milford Sound, and the captain had a wet sense of humor

Since Sunday I’ve been in Queenstown and Te Anau. I shot eight rolls of film, this picture is from my phone:

I drove up to the top of Coronet Peak. Who knew the south island was so sunny?
Each winter my writing trickles to a stop. Who knows why?
Last weekend I went skiing on the North Island’s most popular volcano and it was beautiful:

This photo is pathetic! You have to see it for yourself.
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When I arrived at the ski area, I went to the ticket counter to buy my gear and lift pass.
“Hi, can I have skis, boots and poles, and a upper mountain lift pass?”
“Sure, you might be eligible for a youth discount. Are your parents here? How old are you?”
“I’m 27.”
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By the end of the day, I had a fresh set of bruises from:
- falling off a t-bar lift with Anouk
As Egon said about crossing the streams, “Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light.” The same applies to crossing your skis. Anouk was not happy!
- jumping into a wall of snow
Not nice, fluffy snow. The water which formed this snow used to flow in the sewers of Gary, Indiana, I’m sure of it.
- dodging a boy (like a good samaritan), who happened to fall next to a ski ramp
When I landed, my skies, gloves, hat, etc. were scattered across the field, as if I were Mr. Potato Head and a screaming child threw me against a wall.
In a few weeks I’m flying to Queenstown for some more skiing (yes, I am a masochist). Feel free to fly down and join me!
“I introduced her to a life full of pashing.”
Did she just say pashing?1 I didn’t know she was a lesbian. Funny that.
*slap*
No, she said passion!
What the devil! Even after four years my brain is still confused every week.
Here are groups of words in New Zealand that are impossible to distinguish for the American ear:
- bull, ball and bowl
- hair, air and ear
- pen, pin and pan
For people from Chicago the difference is obvious. The sounds of the vowels are distinct. But some Kiwis skip their vowels, which leaves me befuddled.
Can you think of other words that sound similar? For example in Australia “six” and “sex” are too close to call. Think of the despair of the weary traveler in Australia’s hostels!
1. An Australian term for heavy duty kissing between teenagers.
Last night I met Vicky, Neil and Anouk for dinner.
On my way to Crazy Horse1 someone threw a water balloon out of a window and it nearly hit me. It landed next to my right leg.
I looked up at the sky and shook my fist! They were out there somewhere! It was probably the same person who hit the back of my head with a fork.
I thought I escaped embarrassment. But during dinner, Vicky said, “You should go salsa dancing.”
“I don’t salsa dance,” I said.
“Why not? They always need more men.”
“The last time salsa danced I kicked the toenail off my date.”
“Ouch!”
“I had to make a tourniquet out of a napkin for her bleeding toe,” I said.
“Right,” Vicky said. “I always forget that story!”
Salsa dancing confuses me because there’s too much stepping. One wrong move and bang! She loses a toenail.
If I tried again, I would make her wear steel-toed boots. Not very sexy, but safe.
1. Crazy Horse is an excellent steak house in Wellington. I had filet mignon. In New Zealand “filet” is pronounced “fill it.”
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