“I’ll be Frodo and you’ll be Sam.”
“What? Why am I Sam? Is it because I’m fat?”
“Yes, it’s because you’re fatter than me.”
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My mattress can be described with many words, but clean is not one of them. I bought it from the Salvation Army in 2004 and even then it was dirty. Seven years later it was time for a new mattress, and Anouk offered me hers. So I took it.
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I must end this a little early! Sorry. I’m bad at blogging and now that I have stuff to write about, this has to die.
Don’t worry, you didn’t miss much because the rest was boring. I’ll try to blog more regularly, I promise.
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A picture of something that makes you happy

This makes me happy because it’s the first photograph I took with a medium format camera. Looking at it makes me miss photography.
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Someone you see yourself marrying or being with in the future
Seriously? Does everyone need to get married?
I don’t see myself getting married in the future. Maybe one day that will change but I’m happy by myself.
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Nicknames you have and why do you have them
I’ve been called many things throughout my life.
At Xero Catherine calls me Jif, like the peanut butter. When Dan was here he heard this and started calling me Juf.
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Plans, dreams, goals you have
Right now my only goal is to be a New Zealand citizen. I apply in February, so hopefully by May I’ll be celebrating.
This one is pretty short. I’ve already talked about some of my goals. In January I’ll publish a blog reviewing my goals from this year and I’ll include an updated list of goals for the new year.
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Someone you want to switch lives with for one day and why
I would be fat Gotch. He’s a kid from my youth. We were playing baseball, and I was pitching, and he was fat and sporty and up to bat.
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Another picture of yourself
I’ve skipped day 15 too! Naughty!

Amber and I drove to Makara and took pictures of the coast. She snapped this one of me.
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A picture of you and your family
This is bad. I don’t have pictures of my family and me together. We rarely take photos, I’m not sure why.
Family, the next time I’m home we need to take a picture together.
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A letter to someone who has hurt you recently
I also skipped day 12, sorry!
Someone who’s hurt me. This is tough. I’m not easily offended so I honestly can’t think of someone who’s hurt me recently.
I surround myself with honest and supportive friends. We rarely argue, but when we do the argument never ends badly. The last time I remember being hurt was this past summer, but I’m not going to write a letter about it. It would be too personal. Lame!
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