I woke up this morning and my bedroom was on fire! I thought, “Fuck!” What did that stupid bear say? Stop, drop and roll? Or is that for forest fires? (more…)
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Popularity: 19% [?]
I woke up this morning and my bedroom was on fire! I thought, “Fuck!” What did that stupid bear say? Stop, drop and roll? Or is that for forest fires? (more…)
Popularity: 19% [?]
Popularity: 19% [?]
Tags: jeffrey-ism · jinxed
My instructor suddenly shouted, “Someone has been playing with my dinghy!” Doesn’t that sound rude? (more…)
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Popularity: 15% [?]
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This morning, Vicky and I were complaining. We do that. “I’m sick,” Vicky said.
“That sucks. I feel dizzy from sailing.”
“You went sailing? How’d that go?” she asked. (more…)
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