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Scary libraryJanuary 22nd, 2008, 11 Comments

“Hey,” someone shouted at me.

“Hey! You!”

I turned around and saw a red faced man wearing a bright blue vest, which identified him as library staff. He looked like Michael Moore because of his glasses and the fat belly, but he sounded twangy.

“Who gave you permission to take photos?” He barked.

“Oh. Do I need permission?” I asked.

“Yes in fact you do, you need my permission before you take photos inside the library, and you haven’t asked me, so you shouldn’t be taking photos.”

I was shocked into silence. The conversation went on for a bit, and it ended badly.

“Well next time you want to take photos you need permission,” he said.

“Don’t worry, next time I’ll ask for sure!”

“There won’t be a next time.”

“Oh.”

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As I walked out of the building he followed me to make sure of something. I don’t know what.

I still can’t believe a librarian yelled at me! Now I have to avoid the library until I recover my ‘I can do anything because I’m free’ ignorance.

I only wanted a picture of the library so I remember what it looks like.

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Hobson HouseJune 6th, 2007, 7 Comments

You’ve seen the front of my house, but now, fellow Americans, behold! Click here to see my house from God’s perspective! 

My updates move at turtle-like speeds. I’ve been busy.

Instead of telling you about how busy I am, I’m going to stuff my face with food.

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Girl scouts spread terrorMarch 29th, 2007, 6 Comments

I received Samoas in the mail this week! I shared this news with Isha1.

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