i like butter, don't you?

oh he brought up the J man! http://t.co/jbOQKBzI

sometimes I think ext is fun. then I see what it generates, & then I think it’s ugly. http://t.co/tpWAlyCl

in our new office the curtains don’t match the drapes. FACT.

javascript seems to magically work on my computer & nowhere else. I feel special

uh @skruff just told me to get lunch from the BP across the street. is that a normal place to get lunch?

you. yes you. please help @Xero win a webby! we’re so close to winning I’m going to wet myself http://t.co/zBZEiL2l

I just caught @skruff reading a physics forum. if he was looking at porn I would understand but PHYSICS?

time to troll through airbnb to find some locals to stay with on my travels..

and she’s got BIG eyes too

my US friend keeps replying to my emails with “HER” – now I know she’s mocking me because it means huge eye roll