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Entries from January 31st, 2010

My first loaf, multigrain breadJanuary 31st, 2010, No Comments

One of my goals this year is to learn how to make bread, and here is my first loaf.

The recipe1 is from the book titled The Bread Baker’s Apprentice: Mastering the Art of Extraordinary Bread by Peter Reinhart.

Besides listing recipes the author also talks about the different chemical processes in bread making. The most surprising idea I learned was that the dough is kneaded not only to mix the ingredients, but to raise its temperature so the yeast activates.

Kneading was the fun bit even though it was a workout.

I also needed to take the temperature of the bread while it was baking. Each loaf needs to rise to a certain temperature, depending on the type of bread. In this way, bread is like turkey.

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My flat mate saw me kneading the dough.

“That looks sticky.”

“Yes it’s sticky. I think I need to add more flour,” I said.

“You know my mom has a bread machine. You can borrow it if you want to make bread.”

“…”

“Would you like to borrow it?”

“No, you fool! I need to feel the dough between my fingers!”

1. Strangely this bread required brown rice, honey and buttermilk.

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Slip into 2010January 20th, 2010, 4 Comments

This month I moved into a new house with a blue roof. The beach is across the street and the Catholic Church Monastery of St. Gerard is above my home.

I have one complaint about my new abode. During our first morning together it tried to kill me.

It was a normal start to a normal day. I woke up late, as usual. I hit walls while walking to the bathroom and I fiddled with the temperature of the shower. I noticed the tub was unusually curved. When I groggily turned to grab the shampoo and sing like Ferris Bueller my feet lost their grip and, as usual, gravity was pitiless.

I fell in the tub. I was embarrassed, even though I was alone. I carefully stood up, dressed myself and went to the doctor. I thought I fractured a rib.

After giving me a series of hugs to assess the damage to my rib cage the doctor said, “You probably have a small fracture. Don’t be a pussy and go to work.”

Apparently I like to start a new year by breaking bones. One year ago I broke my toe. January is a dangerous month.

When I told a colleague at work I slipped in the tub, she said when her mother fell in the bath she broke her nose. When I told Richard about my accident, he said his grandfather died from slipping in the tub.

Be careful, reader. Tubs are dangerous.

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