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My toe! My toe!January 25th, 2009

I broke my toe three weeks ago. I have a spy at the hospital who pulled my file and sent me the x-rays via PXT.

Here’s the whole foot, notice the break in the pinky toe.

I broke my toe

And here’s the break.

Close up of my toe

How did I break it, you ask?

By saving the life of a child standing in the middle of the road. He was almost hit by a bus!

Actually I hit my toe on the edge of my couch. I heard the crack, too.

I thought I had strong bones from all the milk I drank as a kid. I guess not.

Categories:jeffrey-ism, jinxed, memory

6 Comments so far ↓

  • Adam

    Fail.

    I didn’t know you could go to the doctor for a broken toe?

    I asked my mother when I was young and had broken my toe at soccer… she said because it was too small they wouldn’t bother fixing it… I think she was just trying to save on doctors bills.

    God. What a mean mum I had.

  • Jeffrey

    Big fail.

    Don’t worry your mom was right. They only scanned it to make sure they didn’t need to do anything. There was a chance the knuckle bone was broken.

  • Shannon

    Dude. Ouch.

  • matt

    I broke my little toe tripping on a rock at a hotsprings last year. It was night, snowing and I was lacking board shorts. humm….. I would have rather kicked a couch.

    Hope it feels better soon! Mine took a few weeks to get back to normal.

  • Jeffrey

    It sucks doesn’t it. It’s almost back to normal now…

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