Last weekend I had Rod’s Porsche 993. Holy shit!

I felt like a cock in the city streets. The pedestrians mocked me. When a young hippy and I crossed paths he called me a wanker, and a wanking motion ensued as he walked across the street.

I thought that was a bit redundant, hippy!

I shrugged my shoulders. After all I was driving a car that demands confidence, a sort of affluent indifference that can only be bought.

I loved it. Now I think I will move to somewhere desolate where dead animal skulls line the highway. I need a fast car.

In an unrelated manner Xero is hiring and we’re looking for an HTML and CSS uber-guru. Here’s the pitch. Go on, apply! :)

 

5 Responses to Jalopy juice

  1. Mom says:

    I’ll do it!!

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  3. Jeffrey says:

    Hi :) You’re hired! Thanksgiving is creeping around the corner…

  4. MollyB says:

    I’ll bet you favor candidates who offer you fast cars … >;P

  5. Jeffrey says:

    Am I that transparent? (don’t answer that!) :)

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