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Jalopy juice

October 1st, 2007 · 5 Comments

Last weekend I had Rod’s Porsche 993. Holy shit!

I felt like a cock in the city streets. The pedestrians mocked me. When a young hippy and I crossed paths he called me a wanker, and a wanking motion ensued as he walked across the street.

I thought that was a bit redundant, hippy!

I shrugged my shoulders. After all I was driving a car that demands confidence, a sort of affluent indifference that can only be bought.

I loved it. Now I think I will move to somewhere desolate where dead animal skulls line the highway. I need a fast car.

In an unrelated manner Xero is hiring and we’re looking for an HTML and CSS uber-guru. Here’s the pitch. Go on, apply! :)

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Tags: american-ism · catholic-ism · dream · guilt · jeffrey-ism · kiwi-ism · life · odd

5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Mom // Oct 2, 2007 at 6:25 am

    I’ll do it!!

  • 2 Umamiblog » Blog Archive » HTML/CSS rockstar needed // Oct 2, 2007 at 3:55 pm

    [...] the choice is yours. You could work with Jeff… or you can work with [...]

  • 3 Jeffrey // Oct 3, 2007 at 3:32 am

    Hi :) You’re hired! Thanksgiving is creeping around the corner…

  • 4 MollyB // Oct 9, 2007 at 11:05 am

    I’ll bet you favor candidates who offer you fast cars … >;P

  • 5 Jeffrey // Oct 9, 2007 at 2:53 pm

    Am I that transparent? (don’t answer that!) :)

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