Last weekend I had Rod’s Porsche 993. Holy shit!
I felt like a cock in the city streets. The pedestrians mocked me. When a young hippy and I crossed paths he called me a wanker, and a wanking motion ensued as he walked across the street.
I thought that was a bit redundant, hippy!
I shrugged my shoulders. After all I was driving a car that demands confidence, a sort of affluent indifference that can only be bought.
I loved it. Now I think I will move to somewhere desolate where dead animal skulls line the highway. I need a fast car.
In an unrelated manner Xero is hiring and we’re looking for an HTML and CSS uber-guru. Here’s the pitch. Go on, apply! 
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5 responses so far ↓
1 Mom // Oct 2, 2007 at 6:25 am
I’ll do it!!
2 Umamiblog » Blog Archive » HTML/CSS rockstar needed // Oct 2, 2007 at 3:55 pm
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3 Jeffrey // Oct 3, 2007 at 3:32 am
Hi
You’re hired! Thanksgiving is creeping around the corner…
4 MollyB // Oct 9, 2007 at 11:05 am
I’ll bet you favor candidates who offer you fast cars … >;P
5 Jeffrey // Oct 9, 2007 at 2:53 pm
Am I that transparent? (don’t answer that!)
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