A nameless woman bites her Burger King Whopper in the Auckland airport. As the meat glistens off her teeth, she says, “American people… they’re just so easily brainwashed, it’s just disgusting.”
Swallow your filthy burger, woman!
Leaving on a Jeff planeSeptember 3rd, 2007
Categories:american-ism, catcher, jeffrey-ism, patriotism
Too funny. You didn’t feel an overwhelming desire to buy her some more fries?
Swallow! I said SWALLOW!
What a douchebag. I’m not easily brainwashed! Unless you dangle a fluffy little critter in my face, then I will love it, and coo at it and give it a good home.
Which is why I need to buy a farm, asap.
Johnny, absolutely not! I would pay her to stop eating.
Marcus, indeed! November is just around the corner…
Emily, America is talked about more than I expected. Today on the bus someone said (in English, which grabs my attention immediately as I’m currently in a French speaking country), “All Americans think their lives are more important that the lives of anyone else.”
And if I was critter I would want to live with you!
I’m literally scared to go to a foreign country now. People might spit at me. When are you coming to my house?
Don’t be scared… most of the friends I made told me they were scared of traveling to America, sadly. I think we’ll be in Ohio the week of the 10th. I’ll have to double check in October!
the week of october the 10th? or november? and who’s coming along with you? the more the merrier!
In November
It will be John, Sarah and me, we’ll be driving from Chicago to Washington… but November for sure!
Great!