jeffrey

Yesterday I bought pavlova¹ for dessert.

I poured a bottle of cream into a whipping machine, and while fiddling with the plug the machine slipped from my hands! In one instant my kitchen floor went from dirty to rancid².

While this commotion was in locomotion, the chocolate on the stove was burning in the pot.

Burnt chocolate, cream-less pavlova, rancid floor. How lame.

<sub>1. a dessert consisting of a meringue base or cup filled with fruit and whipped cream.
2. our floor was already gross, cream excluded. Instead of tiles we walk on doormats.</sub>

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You’ve seen the front of my house, but now, fellow Americans, behold! Click here to see my house from God’s perspective! 

My updates move at turtle-like speeds. I’ve been busy.

Instead of telling you about how busy I am, I’m going to stuff my face with food.

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