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From my notes in November of 2003: “You paint with your left hand,” she said. “I thought you were right handed?”

“I am,” I said. “I just paint with my left hand.”

“How interesting. Which hand do you use to shoot a gun?”

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This week I made a reservation for a bowling lane. “Hi, I’d like to make a reservation,” I said.

“Sure, how many lanes and how many people?”

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I woke up this morning and my bedroom was on fire! I thought, “Fuck!” What did that stupid bear say? Stop, drop and roll? Or is that for forest fires?

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My instructor suddenly shouted, “Someone has been playing with my dinghy!” Doesn’t that sound rude?

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Such a sad year. First Molly Ivins, now Kurt Vonnegut. I’m gutted. I didn’t even know he was alive! I feel guilty.

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