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I received Samoas in the mail this week! I shared this news with Isha¹.

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Popularity: 23% [?]

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 I am a snob.  I am an American snob. This post is about the difference between American English and New Zealand English, which are bastardized versions of British English¹. I don’t mind, because bastards are interesting².

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Popularity: 40% [?]

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Almost all Americans ask me, “Why did you leave?” And almost all Kiwis ask me, “Why did you choose New Zealand?” It’s as if they see an apple pie in a field of pavlovas and say, what’s that doing here?

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While walking down Cuba street I thought, “How fat do you have to be to become bulletproof?” Wouldn’t that be something! Suddenly, I heard someone say whack and something hit the back of my head.

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Headline news from New Zealand: The hunt for the six nippled ram. This is precisely why I watch the evening news.

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